Francis Bacon, the flying pig and his sidekick, Ha Motzie (The Boss), Yoffie tov!
This assumes that you already have a grapevine wreath . If not, hie yourself to the countryside and gather lengths of bittersweet, wild grape or any pliable, pencil thin vine. Defoliate and twist to form a circle. Gather enough evergreens to cover half the wreath. Attach evergreens with twist ties. Decorate with a bunch of artificial berries and a ribbon.
I used an old grapevine wreath, some cedar greens, recycled berries berries and ribbon.